Inspired by the things said and the lies told to us by our so called elders and betters


You Want To Put A Stick Up His Arse And Lick Him Like A Lollipop (Prince Charles)



Bleedin' Spunk Bandit (Prince Philip)



As Welcome As A Fart In A Spacesuit (Nigel Farage)



Lets Make America Great Again (Donald Trump)



Have You Found Out What That Thing Is For? (Tilda Swinton)



She Left Because She Understood The value Of Defiance (Anon)



The Revolution Will Not Make You Look Five Pounds Thinner (David Cameron)



If you have Nothing Good to Say, Say Nothing (Boris Johnson)



I Don't Believe You Are An Expert (Prince Charles)



Oi George, Don't Piss Down My Neck And Tell Me Its Raining (George Osbourne)



You Are Only Saying That To Look Good (Kelly Anne Conway)